My Sh*t List: The Three Most Obnoxious Celebrities Right Now. Part II

In March I posted the first in what will be a multi-part series on who I believe to be the most obnoxious celebrities right now. I have a feeling there is potential here to have this blog reach Part 100 because from what I see celebs just don’t know how to chill out… ever.

My first edition included Anne Hathaway, Rihanna and Taylor Swift with runner-ups: Channing Tatum, Miley Cyrus and of course, Justin Beiber. As much as I want to throw the former Hannah Montana star in the top notch this time (solely for her horrific music video for “We Can’t Stop) I want to be fair for all the other contenders in La La Land.

I will always use a Kardashian for the header on this topic.
I will always use a Kardashian for the header on this topic.


Adam Levine

I won’t lie to you all on my own blog- or ever. I used to listen to Maroon 5. Way back in the day, almost 10 years ago, they opened for my favorite music artist, John Mayer. I got into them for a little bit and enjoyed their first two albums when Levine’s voice was more subdued. Now, I cringe at the sound of his voice. For so many bands like Maroon 5, their end was met after one or two hit songs- if that. Unfortunately for all of mankind, Maroon 5 has somehow managed to stick around, maintain wild success with nails-on-a-chalkboard like vocals from Levine and humiliating lyrics such as “Moves Like Jagger.”

Adam Levine also proves to be a huge, excuse my language, douchebag. Not only has he claimed plenty of times that he is a “sex addict,” but he also remarked that he “hates this country,” when one contestant was voted off “The Voice,” as opposed to the one he wanted to see go.

Some people can handle fame gracefully, but his ego clearly has gotten the best of him.


Zooey Deschanel 

She’s been on a secret shit list of mine for some time but I’m ready to finally open up to the world about it! The queen of heavy bangs and babydoll dresses has a wealth of fans and the same amount of haters- all seemingly for the same reason- she’s obnoxious! I understand her attractiveness but there is an undeniable quality of annoying in her voice alone. I totally get New Girl is a hit comedy on primetime television but would I ever dare sit and watch her try to be quirky, try to be cute… heck no. One thing that really gets me with her is that it seems she tries to be the guy’s girl- and if you have to try, you’re not.

Earlier this month she told Glamour magazine, “I want to be a fucking feminist and wear a fucking Peter Pan collar. So fucking what?” Maybe she has good intentions for the rights of women everywhere, but when you’re busy divorcing your husband (leadman of indie rock band, Deathcab for Cutie) because you got more famous than him, maybe you should wait until you have the time. head writer Mary Elizabeth Williams said it more correct than I ever could, Zooey Deschanel is “a role model to annoying girl-women everywhere.”

Zooey Deschanel

Amanda Seyfried

Maybe you won’t know her name right off the bat but I can help. She played Karen in Mean Girls, 1/3 of the clique: “The Plastics.” Oh, and she was in that little movie called Les Miserables.

You know what movie I found myself watching a couple weeks ago, Gone. She was in it. It was the only thing on in a hotel room with four channels. Never watch it… I won’t even go into details. That movie, along with an interview I saw with her on Chelsea Lately a couple of years ago are the reasons she lands third on this list.

Girlfriend cannot act. I mean… I am no actress, but I know when someone sucks at it. She has one facial expression always. She speaks in one tone of voice always. I’m getting mad just writing about her.

In the interview on Chelsea Lately she was explaining a tattoo on her foot: “Minge.”

“It means vagina and kind of proud of it,” she said. “It’s my nickname. You can’t see it, but it’s called Minge and it’s slang in England. It has something to do with your pubic hair in the dictionary.”

What the actual fuck.


Who are the runner-ups this time? I want to hear it from you guys!

10 thoughts on “My Sh*t List: The Three Most Obnoxious Celebrities Right Now. Part II

  1. I have a sure-fire runner-up for you Sarah! Nicki Minaj. She recently (once again) found (more) fame due to her thong selfie twitter pic. She could take a picture of her toilet bowl and countless people would want to see it. My has Pop Culture changed over the decades.


    is it douchey for me to suggest amanda bynes? i know she’s in a psych hold now but…lawd dayum was i sicj of hearing about her randomly twitter-attacking people and calling them ugly.

    1. No. I’m so glad you mentioned it! I just read that she nearly lit her dog on fire but was dismissed from animal cruelty charges because she’s unstable. What is that about???? I also want to add Miley and Taylor Swift to every post…. I will never get over how annoying they are. Ever. Thanks for stopping by! :)

  3. Reading this post has made me want to dig deep and open up. It’s embarrassing, but I also used to listen to Maroon 5. I heard This Love, it was catchy. If I could go back and change it I would. But alas, I cannot.

    Great post! Adam Levine gets right on my tits as well! :D

  4. SO glad you mentioned Amanda Seyfried! I’ve always thought she was pretentious, even though I kinda I love her hair.

    I once read something about Adam Levine, where he was explaining his playboy status. He said, and I’m paraphrasing here, that there are two kinds of men: the ones who hate women and objectify them and only date women for their looks, and the ones who love women and want to get to know them on a deeper level and blah blah blah. And he just LOVES women….riiiiight.

    As for runner up status, Kanye West has been #1 on my list since he grabbed the mic from TSwift at the VMAs. I don’t think an explanation is needed.

    1. I can’t believe I didn’t put Kanye. Kim and him should be on that list for a lifetime. They both have zero redeeming qualities. And as for that Adam Levine quote-of-sorts… yuck. Yeah, he’s soooo deep. Thanks for stopping by, I’ll be sure to do another edition of this soon- the possibilities for the next post are endless :)

  5. Didn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt say Adam Levine was attractive, and he called that “aggressive”? Does he not know what aggressive is? Aggressive is if she dry-humped him in that revolving Voice chair. And he did he HAVE to take his shirt off on SNL, like he’s some sort of middle-aged Taylor Lautner? Good luck to his fiancee; who can ever love him more than himself?

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