My Sh*t List: The Three Most Obnoxious Celebrities Right Now. Part II
In March I posted the first in what will be a multi-part series on who I believe to be the most obnoxious celebrities right now. I have a feeling there is potential here to have this blog reach Part 100 because from what I see celebs just don’t know how to chill out… ever.
My first edition included Anne Hathaway, Rihanna and Taylor Swift with runner-ups: Channing Tatum, Miley Cyrus and of course, Justin Beiber. As much as I want to throw the former Hannah Montana star in the top notch this time (solely for her horrific music video for “We Can’t Stop) I want to be fair for all the other contenders in La La Land.
I won’t lie to you all on my own blog- or ever. I used to listen to Maroon 5. Way back in the day, almost 10 years ago, they opened for my favorite music artist, John Mayer. I got into them for a little bit and enjoyed their first two albums when Levine’s voice was more subdued. Now, I cringe at the sound of his voice. For so many bands like Maroon 5, their end was met after one or two hit songs- if that. Unfortunately for all of mankind, Maroon 5 has somehow managed to stick around, maintain wild success with nails-on-a-chalkboard like vocals from Levine and humiliating lyrics such as “Moves Like Jagger.”
Adam Levine also proves to be a huge, excuse my language, douchebag. Not only has he claimed plenty of times that he is a “sex addict,” but he also remarked that he “hates this country,” when one contestant was voted off “The Voice,” as opposed to the one he wanted to see go.
Some people can handle fame gracefully, but his ego clearly has gotten the best of him.
She’s been on a secret shit list of mine for some time but I’m ready to finally open up to the world about it! The queen of heavy bangs and babydoll dresses has a wealth of fans and the same amount of haters- all seemingly for the same reason- she’s obnoxious! I understand her attractiveness but there is an undeniable quality of annoying in her voice alone. I totally get New Girl is a hit comedy on primetime television but would I ever dare sit and watch her try to be quirky, try to be cute… heck no. One thing that really gets me with her is that it seems she tries to be the guy’s girl- and if you have to try, you’re not.
Earlier this month she told Glamour magazine, “I want to be a fucking feminist and wear a fucking Peter Pan collar. So fucking what?” Maybe she has good intentions for the rights of women everywhere, but when you’re busy divorcing your husband (leadman of indie rock band, Deathcab for Cutie) because you got more famous than him, maybe you should wait until you have the time.
Salon.com head writer Mary Elizabeth Williams said it more correct than I ever could, Zooey Deschanel is “a role model to annoying girl-women everywhere.”
Maybe you won’t know her name right off the bat but I can help. She played Karen in Mean Girls, 1/3 of the clique: “The Plastics.” Oh, and she was in that little movie called Les Miserables.
You know what movie I found myself watching a couple weeks ago, Gone. She was in it. It was the only thing on in a hotel room with four channels. Never watch it… I won’t even go into details. That movie, along with an interview I saw with her on Chelsea Lately a couple of years ago are the reasons she lands third on this list.
Girlfriend cannot act. I mean… I am no actress, but I know when someone sucks at it. She has one facial expression always. She speaks in one tone of voice always. I’m getting mad just writing about her.
In the interview on Chelsea Lately she was explaining a tattoo on her foot: “Minge.”
“It means vagina and kind of proud of it,” she said. “It’s my nickname. You can’t see it, but it’s called Minge and it’s slang in England. It has something to do with your pubic hair in the dictionary.”
What the actual fuck.