Late Night Insight Vol. 3: Drunky Funky Collection

To be completely honest, I drank enough tonight to earn an honorary spot in the German Beer Olympics, but that is not to say that I am too inebriated to post a blog with any substance. I trust in my readers to bitch slap me with an e-mail if I get off track and ramble about pointless crapola like how super awesome my life is, Kim Kardashian style. As I will admit quite often, writing and inspiration come to me most when I have crossed over to the other side. Whoa, that is like, so totally enlightening! No, this is not an acid trip, although that would be cool. I am just loving 2011 Radiohead and all of their overdone shit way too much, when I know in my sober life that nothing compares to “Ok Computer,” and craving cigarettes enough to crawl out from the comfort of my warm blankets to sit outside and smoke a couple. So this is normal for me. Am I too early in my career as a jaded writer to say that the night makes me feel alive? That I am most creative when the moon is shining into my bedroom window and gives me the energy to keep thinking? Scary. Virginia Woolf in The Hours scary- creepy, yeah, that is more like it. I guess you could compare it to vegetarians and non-alcoholics pining in the satisfaction of a water and brown rice dinner, as I cut through my still pulsating Filet Mignon, clearing my palate with a crisp Sam Adams draught. We all have parts of our personalities that need to be respected. We expect this respect from other people, but it must come from ourselves first. Drink your beer, turn down the cheeseburger, smoke a pack a day, so be it. Really, it is whatever gets the creative juices flowing, or on a simpler level, whatever makes you fucking happy with yourself. So what I am saying is, don’t judge!  Ending this night on the right note is imperative, so here is some funky photography and tumblr-style quotes, gifs and rad shit to get you through that wondrous drunk long after your friends have ditched out. This is late night insight my loves, enjoy.

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“I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me. I see what I want, I want what I see and that is all okay by me.” -Itzah C. Kret

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  “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.” -Closer

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San Fran & Alcatraz

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Hendrix

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“I’d always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout Camp, watching falling stars. And yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street. Or my grandmother’s hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony’s brand-new Firebird. And Janie… and Janie. And… Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my shitty little life. You have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m sure. But don’t worry, you will someday.” -American Beauty

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Norway

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“Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.” - Jerry Garcia

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Yago Hort

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“Imagination will get you everywhere.” -Albert Einstein

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Alexander McQueen

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“My music will go on forever. Maybe it’s a fool say that, but when me know facts, me say facts. My music will go on forever.” -Bob Marley

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I’m gonna love you til the heavens start to rain

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” I’d love to be a memorable figure in the history of entertainment in some sexual, comic, tragic way. I’d like to leave the impression that Marilyn Monroe did, to be able to arouse so many different feelings in people.” -Madonna

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Aum Shanti, Shanti Shanti

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“Did you ever do this, you think back on all the times you’ve had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?” -500 Days of Summer

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“We survive by remembering that sometimes we survive by forgetting.” -The Uninvited

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“I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots. And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick – it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh – even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you’re not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you – not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.” -10 Things I hate About You
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“Crazy people don’t sit around wondering if they’re nuts.” -Jake Gyllenhaal
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“Long you live and high you fly. Smiles you’ll give and tears you’ll cry . All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be.” -Pink Floyd
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“And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun.” -Juliet, Romeo & Juliet

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Sibillini Mountains

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Jayne Mansfield